I think you should do it, you and John
And why us, pray tell?
Because you're good at shouting at people and being enormously sarcastic and Mike's The Nicest Man in the World, you're the perfect team. I can't do it because Christians and homosexuals can't be in the same room together, we're their natural predators. Terry G can't because he's American and I think deep down none of us like or trust Americans, no offence Terry-
Screw you ass monkey.
-Terry J can't do it because he'll just prattle on about camera angles-
-and Eric won't do it because they won't pay him.
Exactly. So you two have to do it. All those in favour say Christ on a gondola!