#can we just take a moment to appreciate #that Clint #while holed up doing a job of watching all the scientists working away #managed to work out BEFORE the quantum physicist exactly what the fuck is going on #with the tesseract #by using pure logic #it also shows that even though Nick chastises him for doing his whole ‘brood in the rafters’ nesting thing #that Clint was paying attention the whole damn time #this is the guy who can fire arrows without looking #who can calculate on the fly the trajectory needed to lodge an explosive arrow into a propeller #I will punch anyone who says Clint is useless or a deadweight because he’s squishy-human and is only good for being a marksman #because he’s deceptively smart #and plays that close to his chest

(Source: osgiliaths)

Canada (pt.3) →

“You know Coulson’s going to kill us both, right?”

“Probably.”

“If we get suspended from duty, I’m going to strap you to my couch and make you watch The Golden Girls re-runs with me”

“Is there any way I can take back the comment about you being my friend?”

“Nope. Too late, Hawkass! You’re in this for the long haul now.”

Canada (pt.2) →

“C’mon, buddy. You gotta stay awake.”

“Wade…”

“Seriously, Clint, you can’t die on me. You owe me money, remember? And you got blood all over my pants. I like these pants, Clint.”

“…hospital, Wade.”

“Yeah yeah, I’ll get you there. Don’t think you’re getting out of paying for dry-cleaning though.”

divided, we fall.

dead-end-street:

AU Avengers: Budapest, 4 years ago

Natasha and Clint are tasked to intercept a dangerous package that is expected to be passing through Budapest’s famous Parliament Building. All hell breaks loose when Clint is made while attempting to retrieve the package. Natasha goes in, guns blazing, to save him and they flee the scene together while being chased by hundreds of parliament guards and policemen. In the end, they barely escape after blowing up half of District V and have to lay low overnight before S.H.I.E.L.D. can extract them. With adrenaline coursing through them, the two agents let their emotions take over and spend the night together. In the morning, they make their way to the extraction point, both questioning whether sleeping together was a good decision. They mutually decide that what happens in Budapest stays in Budapest and they go their separate ways.

(Source: lucasbryants)

“It was supposed to be routine. In and out.”
“When was the last time something went that smoothly?”

(Source: baarton)